12 NSFW adult card games that are not cards against humanity

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No matter how old you are, where you live, or what sense of humor you have, you have probably already played Cards against humanity. What’s cool, CAH is a great game! But like everything in life, it gets old – even if you switch players or add some expansion packs. So if you are looking for a new game that is just as (if not more) addicting, raunchy, hilarious, and fast-paced, you’ve come to the right place. Listed below are a dozen card and party games that players couldn’t get enough of, and we’ve even added some of our personal favorites!

The best NSFW adult party games you can find online

1) Charty party

Amazon rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Okay nerds, listen up. Charty Party takes your love of data visualization and graphics to a whole new level with this high-speed party game. Here’s how it works: The judge draws a card and then the contest submits the best of their hand to label the Y-axis, giving everyone an answer to the question “What is this diagram about?” But sometimes the card drawn by the judge says “Extra Special Bonus Round!” This means that players need to create labels for both the X and Y axes. Then the judge chooses the winner, the winner keeps the card, the person assigned to the judge becomes the new judge, and so on and so on. The person with the most cards at the end of the game wins!

Price: $ 29.99

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2) Drunk, stoned, or stupid

Amazon rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Players: 3+ (better for larger groups)

Think of this game as a huge game of superlatives. Totally NSFW, but an inexplicable amount of fun when you vote on which player X is most likely to do when they’re drunk, stoned, or just because they’re stupid AF. Here’s a disclaimer for you: If your feelings are easily hurt (which is perfectly fine, it’s okay to be sensitive!), This game is NOT for you.

Price: $ 18

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3) Freedom of speech

Amazon rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Players: 2 to 10+

Similar to the charade game, except how path dirtier. The object of the game is to get your friends to say the word on the card without actually saying it. Sounds simple enough, doesn’t it? Well, tell me how you would get your pals to spit out phrases like “hairy balls” and “butt stuff” without dying of laughter first? (No, but seriously, I could use a few tips). Anyway, back to the rules – if you guess what’s on the card you get to keep it and the first person to collect 21 cards wins! And if you think you’re getting bored of the 400 words, don’t worry, the deck has a number of alternate rules in case you feel bad and drunk.

Price: $ 29.99

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4) Exploding kittens

Amazon rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Players: 2-5

This family friendly card game is really outrageous. It’s essentially the card game version of Russian Roulette (so the developers claim). Players draw cards until they draw an exploding kitten, kill it, and remove it from the game. Unless they have a defuse card that saves them – at least for this round.

Price: $ 19.99

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5) Total nonsense

Amazon rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Players: 3+ (better for larger groups)

This totally NSFW card game mixes weird phrases and hysterical accents to make the most ridiculous sayings. And with 500 cards to choose from, the combinations are virtually endless. The game challenges you to speak as if you were pooping, speaking out of the side of your mouth, or as if you were in labor and well, you get the idea. Sometimes the phrases go well with the accent cards, but most of the time they don’t, resulting in utter nonsense, and here comes the name of the game. In many ways, this game does better if you are bad at faking accents.

Price: $ 15.18 (typically $ 24.99)

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6) Slash cards

Amazon rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Players: 2-5

Slash Cards takes horror movie trivia to a whole new level. With over 1,300 questions covering over 400 films, this game is not exactly for film fans. To get to the top, you have to know your way around. The quiz questions range from the silent film era to films that were only released a few years ago – more precisely in 2015. From Jason Voorhees and Jigsaw to Hannibal Lecter and Leatherface, every title character, every tiny plot detail and setting is a game. Slash Cards are divided into two decks, the Trivia Deck and the Category Deck, and five categories. You and up to five other friends have to name films from a short description, give examples of niche horror films, discuss film styles, tailor directors to their work, and much more.

Price: $ 30

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7) These cards make you drunk

Amazon rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Players: 2-8

These cards will get you drunk is exactly what it sounds like: a deck of cards that will make you shine. Unlike other party games where you play with a set of rules, this game is divided into three different categories. You and up to seven other friends will compete against each other, vote and fool each other on behalf of the game. The game is pretty self explanatory: you draw a card and do what they say or you drink. And with over 100 cards in the deck, no two games will be alike!

Price: $ 15.99

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8th) Joke danger

Amazon rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Players: 3+

Do you find yourself funny Well, this comic-style card game is (not) going to prove that. With prompts and filling in the blank cards, players create their own original comics in the style of the famous webcomic Cyanide & Happiness. Marijuana enthusiasts will especially appreciate this game (or more precisely, this one 420-themed expansion pack). But if you’re going to be super sloppy with it, you might want to check out the Joking Hazard expansion pack brought to you by Pornhub.

Price: $ 25

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9) Go fishing yourself

Amazon rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Players: 2-6

You played Go Fish as a child, now you are all adults and guess what: It is the game too! Go Fish Yourself is similar to Go Fish, except that the developers really increased the incentive to sabotage other players. When creating pairs, players get really creative by completing the ridiculous rules that are printed on each pair. If you can’t force yourself to play the pair, you’re out.

Price: $ 10

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10) Urban Dictionary: The party game of slang

Amazon rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Players: 3-8

Impress the judge by combining the most ridiculous prompt cards with other cards from hashtags, slang, etc. Because why not?

Price: $ 19.98

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11) What do you think?

Amazon rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Players: 3-20

This adult party game is also played similarly to Cards Against Humanity, except that they are memes. So things are designed to get out of hand and leave you with a stomach full of stitches. But it’s all in the name of fun!

Price: $ 29.99

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12) Fk. The game

Amazon rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars

Players: 3-8

This pocket-sized party game is a huge brain teaser, so the more you play it, the more you actually get smarter. The players turn over cards and call out what they see. But depending on the card you have to show either the background color, what is shown or some (shear) words on it. Screw up and you’ll collect more cards. The first person to get rid of all of their cards wins. TL; DR: Don’t open it.

Price: $ 16.95

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